The Wooden Tooth

by Jimmy Carr & The Awkward Moments

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released June 25, 2015

A.J. - Tap Dancer...Sophie- Flamenco Dancer...James Grip-Bass Drum...Tony Rosano-Tuba...Marco Rosano-Clarinet...Chris Black-Violin...Johnny O'Halloran-Saw...Wolfe Bowart-sound effects



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Track Name: I Hear Ya Knockin'
I hear ya knockin but you can't come in, shake my doorknob but you can't come in, ring my bell but you can't come in...
Track Name: Apex
The one legged hooker she's a knockin at the door, she thinks this place is still a bar she thinks she's not a whore. The shootout putout Sanchez, sent him running down the street, left the booze on the shelves and his pride by his feet. No one knew the bookie it was a gaming steamy haze, the hardcore bet their paychecks to get back loosing days.
Now the will of a horse is a racket in itself, and Bernard ain't takin bets with no booze on the shelf, The ice cream boys across the way, the got it easy got it made, Klondike bars for all, no matter what you crave, Now leave the lying to the hooker and the cheating to the fool cuz the laughs are on vacation and no ones playing pool.
No one knows nothing about how it all went down, seems like knowing nothing's going all around town, And it's easy going home at the end of the show, cuz knowing nothing's easy when nothing's all you know, Yeah knowing nothing's easy when nothing's easy all you know, Yeah, knowing nothing's easy when nothing's all you know
Track Name: Sippy Cup
Hot corn, cold corn, bring along your sippycup...fare thee well Uncle Topher, see you in the morning, Upstairs, Downstairs, out in the kitchen...I ran into Grandma she was reeling and a pitching...Ol Aunt Jennie won't you fill us up again...I ain't had a drink since I don't know when...The preacher is a hollerin the children are a cryin, chicken necks ringing and toe nails flying.
Track Name: Enjoy Yourself
You work and work, for years and years, you're always on the go, You never take one minute off, you're too busy making dough, One day you say you'll have your fun when you're a millionaire, Well how much fun can you really have in your ol' rocking chair...Enjoy yourself it's later than you think, Enjoy yourself while your still in the pink, years go by yes they do quicker than you think, Enjoy's later than you think